Ice-cream, donkeys, and all those lovely bikinis – oh I do like to be beside the seaside! Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s. Timmy and Sidney are running a sea-side hotel. But their guests are having a few, erm, unusual problems: one lovely lady needs a little help on her wedding night; another bunch are rugby widows, keen to ‘try’ it on with just about everyone. And what about the Pendulum Society, the genteel swingers society? Can Timmy keep this hospitality business up? Also Available in the Confessions… series: CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANER CONFESSIONS OF A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVER CONFESSIONS OF A TRAVELLING SALESMAN