Mike Loew goes undercover in this collection of transcripts of calls he's made to a variety of organizations. Every word in the book is from Mike's real conversations with: --a temp agency, inquiring about hiring slaves --a sausage factory, as a vegetarian --a yoga center, as a man seeking treatment for a bone sticking out of his arm --the office of The Drug Czar, seeking the man behind the title --a car dealership, as the seller of a car possessed by an evil spirit