JoAnne May Michaels hates Louisa May Alcott's Little Women. With a passion. And essay assignments? She hates them, too. Ironically, when J-May sits down to write an English essay assignment about her most unusual day of the year, only one thing comes to mind. But her teacher will never believe it. "Rusch captures teenage cynicism in a way that will have readers questioning—and laughing at—our truly ridiculous universe." —Tangent Online "The narrative voice is enjoyably full of sass." —Amazing Stories