Jane is looking for a husband, but her dearest friend tells her to seek out a good lay first, and the rest will... come. So when Jane attends the local ball, she does it with the intention of balling, only to find that relations between men and women aren't as straightforward as she expects! In this short erotic satire, see what happens to an innocent girl seeking regency romance. Graphic and silly euphemisms abound! Includes a sneak-peek at The Untried Temptress: A Girl of Ill Repute, Book 1!