When love needs a push from the universe. Princess Perripraxis not only has to find a fiancé—and fast—she’s got to find one who doesn’t mind that her “no makeup” face has green and purple scales. Otherwise, Daddy Dearest has plans that Perri would do anything to avoid… And candidate number one is her sexy human best friend, Brandt. Bartender Brandt Turner didn’t need all those years in the army to teach him to never leave a man behind. Or an alien princess in need of a pretend fiancé. If she needs someone to play the lovesick fool to stay on Earth, well then, he’ll let the world think Cupid finally took him out. Perri’s father has no intention of playing nice—and he’s not above cruel and unusual outer-world games to make things go his way. But Brandt is willing to complete the mission…no matter how far he has to go.