Vito Labita listed several women he would like to kiss in the rain, each accompanied by a creative comment: My wife. (Too cliché) Marilyn Monroe. (Great choice) Sharon Stone ... at Stonehenge. (missing) Catherine Zeta-Jones ... a kiss on the Zeta. Angelina Jolie ... like an angel. Penelope Cruz ... like Ulysses on a cross. Valeria Golino ... on my sweater. Brad Pitt's ex-girlfriend ... like a painter. And many other beautiful actresses. Each choice shows a touch of originality and humor, combining the celebrity's name with a situation or wordplay.