Seven absurdist plays, seven glimpses into the bizarre, the dysfunctional, and the laughably catastrophic. Dog Years Within the Curse of Seven explores human folly with biting dark humor and surreal storytelling. From "Off With the Head," the story of history's worst king, to "Dung," a precarious adventure outside a locked door, each play delivers chaos, satire, and philosophical absurdity. In "Suicide Fanatics," a family's ill-fated attempt at synchronized despair spirals into comedic tragedy, while "The Amnesiac" navigates memory, parental angst, and existential absurdities. Other stories like "Just One of Those Days" and "Memories of Tomorrow" fuse dark comedy with surreal imagination, taking readers on a journey where reality is fluid, logic is optional, and laughter arises from chaos itself. The plays reflect the human condition at its most ridiculous, terrifying, and unexpectedly poignant. This collection is perfect for readers who adore absurdist theater, dark humor, and storytelling that bends the boundaries of sense, narrative, and expectation.