An animal-vegetable hybrid home invader! A murderous small press owner! Abductive extraterrestrials looking to collaborate! As author Toby Chalmers shifts his creative focus from horror to pervy bizarro fiction, a succession of freakos enters his life. Will he survive their attentions? Will he ever write a bestseller? And why has cancel culture latched its mephitic gaze onto him? This collection includes the previously published novellas Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide and Toby Chalmers Hits a New Low, plus two more misadventures!