When your new roommate turns out to be Jesus—back for the Second Coming but too tired to smite—your life gets weird fast. Greg, a burned-out ex-pastor with a vape habit and an existential vlog, wasn't expecting the Messiah to crash on his couch, bless his fridge, and emotionally heal the microwave. What follows is a hilariously raw, holy mess of miracles, breakdowns, and divine sarcasm as two emotionally exhausted roommates navigate faith, burnout, tacos, and the possible end of the world. Dumpster Fire Jesus is a wild, heartfelt, and irreverently sacred memoir for anyone who's ever doubted, deconstructed, or screamed into the void.