Christians have been God's worst marketing team since Eden. The Bible reads like a blooper reel—cowards, drunks, liars, and saints who should've been benched—yet somehow grace keeps getting the last word. In The Gospel According to Idiots, author Dustin Gross delivers a brutally funny field guide to divine bad taste. From Adam's excuses to Peter's denials, these are case files in holy mismanagement—proof that God's "terrible PR strategy" is actually the plan. With wit sharp enough to shave a pulpit and theology sturdy enough to survive it, Gross shows how grace keeps choosing fools, then changing them. If you're tired of polished religion but not done with Jesus, welcome to the idiot parade. Mercy's the punchline—and there's still room in line for you.