Tired of endless self-help books promising wealth if you just think positive, wake up at 5 a.m., and manifest harder? Successful Ways How to Stay Poor takes the opposite approach—and that's exactly why it works. With sharp satire and brutal honesty, this anti-self-help handbook exposes the hidden habits, mindsets, and vicious cycles that keep millions comfortably broke. From procrastination and perfectionism to negative self-talk, blaming others, and polishing invisible masterpieces, every chapter carves out the perfect "not-to-be" version of yourself. But here's the secret hidden in plain sight: once you know exactly how NOT to become the wealthy, purposeful, resilient version of yourself, the right path reveals itself—not through force, but by default. Read it to master eternal broke-ness forever. Or read it carefully, recognize the traps, and quietly step into the life waiting on the other side. Wickedly funny, deeply human, and unexpectedly liberating.